hehe b/c I can bitches
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
dont fucking cry
Nope, I’m gonna cry.
I just have like..a continent in my eye, or a maple tree.
this is perfect
But the last one,
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something